ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

me when i see fictional pda: nice
me when i see irl pda: ok ive had enough can we go home now
d0ppe:

this is one of my fav photos on tumblr tbh omg

d0ppe:

this is one of my fav photos on tumblr tbh omg

furbearingbrick:

bundere:

click and drag for a SPOOKY MESSAGE

i don’t know what i expected but it wasn’t that

furbearingbrick:

bundere:

click and drag for a SPOOKY MESSAGE

i don’t know what i expected but it wasn’t that

ghovls:

the ol razzle dazzle

ghovls:

the ol razzle dazzle

rabbitglitter:

Dear cis men regulating reproductive rights 

rabbitglitter:

Dear cis men regulating reproductive rights 

tinybeepokemon:

"nothing beats a jelly-filled donut before a fight!"

tinybeepokemon:

"nothing beats a jelly-filled donut before a fight!"

corporateaccount:

my dog still owes me $4 from when she ate half of my $8 sandwich w/o asking