no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick
this is one of my fav photos on tumblr tbh omg
click and drag for a SPOOKY MESSAGE
i don’t know what i expected but it wasn’t that
the ol razzle dazzle
Dear cis men regulating reproductive rights
"nothing beats a jelly-filled donut before a fight!"
my dog still owes me $4 from when she ate half of my $8 sandwich w/o asking